never_catch
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When I was 13, I hope that one day I would have a girlfriend with big T1TS. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big T1TS, but there was no passion so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time, and even threatened suicide so I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed to find a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30 I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I'm older and wiser now, and I'm looking for a girl with big T1TS...
~Z~
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time, and even threatened suicide so I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed to find a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30 I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I'm older and wiser now, and I'm looking for a girl with big T1TS...
~Z~