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[feddoc]

Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis in backfired attempt to measure length

A U.K. teen had to undergo emergency surgery after a bananas attempt to measure his manhood resulted in him getting a USB cable lodged in his urethra.

www.foxnews.com

 

[nfh]

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[elkantlers]

I wondered where @Bigwiffy had been.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

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[feddoc]

67 or so I was in the ER getting my arm fixed. The staff wheeled in an old guy. Seems as if he had a golf pencil stuck in his urethra.

He told the nurse that he had a hard time peeing, so, he stuck the pencil up there to "draw water" and then it stayed there.

 

[Bigwiffy]

I wondered where @Bigwiffy had been.

I haven't read the article, but if the cable wasn't at least 6 feet long it wasn't me......

 

[OutdoorWriter]

I would say it didn't happen since there are no photos, but if it did...

 

[littlebull209338]

Bigwiffy...do you have these dreams often ?

 

[Bigwiffy]

Old Bigwiffy had a 10 ft weenie he showed it to the lady next door. She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake.......now it's only 6 foot 4.

 

[Bluehair]

Ppffffttttt. I plug an RV cord into mine.

 

[JPblind]

A pic or it didn't happen!!

 

[littlebull209338]

do they cameras that small ?

 

[Paradox]

Wonder what would’ve happened if he plugged it in?

 

[grizzly]

Ppffffttttt. I plug an RV cord into mine.

Not bad. I use some old cable from a ski lift.

 

[BabyYoda]

Who needs rabbit ears to get WeTV ?

 

[ReinerDude]

I never thought of that, maybe mine will measure longer if I measure from the inside!

 

[DeerHunter53]

My Mother was an emergency nurse for about 25 years and one of her stories was that a woman came in with a Ken doll stuck up her youwho and couldn't get it out.
When they brought her into the operating room the doctor was looking at how to dislodge the ken doll and remove it.
But what the doctor said was a gem he said Ken what would Barbie say? My Mom said the whole room went quiet. LOL