Adapting to Change

[OutdoorWriter]

Adapting to change can be difficult at times and might take a while. For example:

Blackbeard the pirate walked into a tavern, bellied up to the bar and said, "Give me a tankard of ye best grog.

The barkeeper filled his order and said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while..What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the Blackbeard, "I'm as fine as the king's fiddle."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.."

"Oh that," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The barkeeper replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. Me hand was cut off, so I got fitted with a hook. But I'm fine now, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them sh!t in me eye."

"You're kidding," said the barkeeper. "Can you lose an eye just from bird sh!t?

"Nae. It was my first day with the hook."





TONY MANDILE

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[Homer]

lol....nice

 

[chickenhawk]

Classic!

 

[DeerMadness]

Pretty good