elkassassin
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I Shouldn't Be Eatin the Sweets!
Thought I'd Stop at the Bread Shop in Vernal & Get a Fresh Loaf a Bread & Maybe a Brownie!
Goes in & Sure Enough I Can See/Smell the Chocolate Chip Brownies!
PUNK-ASS Kid Asks Me if I've ever been in the Store Before!
I Said Many a Times & Even Before the People that are Running it Now!(New Owner!)
SMART-ASS says what's Your Phone Number & I'll Verify that!
He's Gotta Verify that I've been in/to the Store before Huh?
Yup,Your Names is (My Wifes Name!) & I Said Ya,That's Me!
I Asked if the Brownies have Nuts in them?
He Says,Now that's a Good Question!
So He Goes over & Takes a Brownie out of the Pan & Fondles it till it Crumbles!
Then He Calls a Girl Over & Asks Her,She Says I Don't Think they do!
Then He Brings me One/(1) F'N Brownie!
I Tell Him I Want 4 Brownies!
So He Puts 4 More in the Bag which makes 5!
Then He Notices it!
Says I'll Have to Charge you for 5!
I Inform Him Once again I Want 4!
So Then He Tries to Recover One Brownie out of the Bag & Destroys it!
But Hey!
He Got Most of it out!
Then I Tell Him I Want a Loaf of Bread!
SWEET GEEZUS I Should Quit with the 4 Brownies!
They Got 4 Different kinds of Bread on the Rack!
I Tell Him I Want a Loaf of Honey Wheat!
He Walks back to the Rack & Just Stands There!
JUDAS!
Finally Figures it out When I Said it's the Bread on the Top Rack!(They even had 8X10 Papers Listing what was on each Rack!)
Then He Proceeds to Try & Bag the Bread!
GOOD-GAWD a Mighty!
Finally Rings it Up after ERRING 3 Times!
I Hand Him the Cash & Now You Ought To See Him Trying to Count the Change He's Suppose to Give Me Back!
He Got within .50 Cents & I Said Close Enough!
After I Left I Got to Thinking!
Maybe I'll Become a Bread Boy!
You Ain't gotta know anything!
You Ain't gotta Do Much!
You Don't need to know how to count!
You Don't need to know what You're Selling!
Then I Get to Thinking this is the New American Way!
If The Draft was Brought Back We'd be in Deep Sshhhiittttt!
This Kid was in His Mid-Teens!
Then You Might Say I'm Proud of My Kids!
They coulda done a Better Job than this when they were 5-6 Years Old!
Somebody once said:
And I Quote:
"""How GAWD-DAMNED Many Years did it take that Person to Get This DAMN Dumb?"""
OK!
I'm Done Venting Now!
Back Me Off to 1,700 Yards,650 is a Little Close & I'm Not Comfortable with it!
A GUT SHOT at 1,700 Yards will Still Make Some Good BRAGGIN Rights so I Can Say I At Least Hit Him!
Thought I'd Stop at the Bread Shop in Vernal & Get a Fresh Loaf a Bread & Maybe a Brownie!
Goes in & Sure Enough I Can See/Smell the Chocolate Chip Brownies!
PUNK-ASS Kid Asks Me if I've ever been in the Store Before!
I Said Many a Times & Even Before the People that are Running it Now!(New Owner!)
SMART-ASS says what's Your Phone Number & I'll Verify that!
He's Gotta Verify that I've been in/to the Store before Huh?
Yup,Your Names is (My Wifes Name!) & I Said Ya,That's Me!
I Asked if the Brownies have Nuts in them?
He Says,Now that's a Good Question!
So He Goes over & Takes a Brownie out of the Pan & Fondles it till it Crumbles!
Then He Calls a Girl Over & Asks Her,She Says I Don't Think they do!
Then He Brings me One/(1) F'N Brownie!
I Tell Him I Want 4 Brownies!
So He Puts 4 More in the Bag which makes 5!
Then He Notices it!
Says I'll Have to Charge you for 5!
I Inform Him Once again I Want 4!
So Then He Tries to Recover One Brownie out of the Bag & Destroys it!
But Hey!
He Got Most of it out!
Then I Tell Him I Want a Loaf of Bread!
SWEET GEEZUS I Should Quit with the 4 Brownies!
They Got 4 Different kinds of Bread on the Rack!
I Tell Him I Want a Loaf of Honey Wheat!
He Walks back to the Rack & Just Stands There!
JUDAS!
Finally Figures it out When I Said it's the Bread on the Top Rack!(They even had 8X10 Papers Listing what was on each Rack!)
Then He Proceeds to Try & Bag the Bread!
GOOD-GAWD a Mighty!
Finally Rings it Up after ERRING 3 Times!
I Hand Him the Cash & Now You Ought To See Him Trying to Count the Change He's Suppose to Give Me Back!
He Got within .50 Cents & I Said Close Enough!
After I Left I Got to Thinking!
Maybe I'll Become a Bread Boy!
You Ain't gotta know anything!
You Ain't gotta Do Much!
You Don't need to know how to count!
You Don't need to know what You're Selling!
Then I Get to Thinking this is the New American Way!
If The Draft was Brought Back We'd be in Deep Sshhhiittttt!
This Kid was in His Mid-Teens!
Then You Might Say I'm Proud of My Kids!
They coulda done a Better Job than this when they were 5-6 Years Old!
Somebody once said:
And I Quote:
"""How GAWD-DAMNED Many Years did it take that Person to Get This DAMN Dumb?"""
OK!
I'm Done Venting Now!
Back Me Off to 1,700 Yards,650 is a Little Close & I'm Not Comfortable with it!
A GUT SHOT at 1,700 Yards will Still Make Some Good BRAGGIN Rights so I Can Say I At Least Hit Him!