Cool ranch doritos

[SS!]

Cool ranch Doritos taste like chit. I’ve tried them sober, drunk and stoned and they taste terrible. If I had to chose between eating cool ranch Doritos and taking it up the butt all I would answer with is where is the lube?

 

[Captain_coues]

That’s because you ate the regular cool ranch, those are wrong. You have to eat the Flamin’ Hot Cool Ranch for it to be enjoyable.

 

[eelgrass]

Cool ranch Doritos taste like chit. I’ve tried them sober, drunk and stoned and they taste terrible. If I had to chose between eating cool ranch Doritos and taking it up the butt all I would answer with is where is the lube?

They taste like old sweaty gym socks smell.

 

[SS!]

I didn’t know there was more than one flavor of cool ranch Doritos and honestly I don’t know if I want to live in a world that has different options of cool ranch doritos

 

[eelgrass]

I've never been stoned enough to eat Cool Ranch Doritos.

 

[Buckbrush]

Eat very many of those and you will glow in the dark

 

[DeerMadness]

I like the Sweet Hot Chili D's.

 

[Blank]

Yuck!!

 

[OutdoorWriter]

I don't think I've eaten the Cool Ranch version, but I like this one. Sadly, as of about a month ago, I reluctantly cut myself off from all salty snacks like this, potato chips & pretzels. Too much salt really makes my edema kick into high gear.

 

[SS!]

I’m hiring for a couple positions and I threw in the question whether they like cool ranch Doritos.

 

[Sallaberry]

I’m hiring for a couple positions and I threw in the question whether they like cool ranch Doritos.

You should bait them in by having some on your desk find out who the kiss ass is.

 

[SS!]

You should bait them in by having some on your desk find out who the kiss ass is.

Haha I was thinking the same thing!

 

[Blank]

SS: New way to spice up all that moose meat you have to eat!!!

 

[SS!]

SS: New way to spice up all that moose meat you have to eat!!!

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Hell no!