I voted Republican across the board for the fist time. Due to the bullsh!t that the Democratic party has pulled concerning the Governors race here in Washington, I will never vote for another Democrat again!!!! We had 3 votes for Gov. The Republican won the first 2, but that wasnt good enough for the Dems, so we had a third. The Democrats "tweaked" the laws and mysteriously found missing ballots in the #1 Democratic county in the state. That resulted in a "win" for the Democrats. At that point they decided that it was good enough and there was no need to go any farther. Correct me if I'm wrong, but usually if you take 2 out of 3 you are the winner, right? Not in this f-ing hippy state.
Ok, enough b!tching and some, but true humor.
Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. However, if you want to be a really GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must have first.
You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
Eric