When they opened a new store, the phone is one digit off of my cell phone so every time they have a sell I get flooded with calls from dyslexic people. I get sick of it and actually answer the phone "##### Sporting Goods" and mess with them tell them we got plenty of something in stock or we are out and not expecting to get anything back in. Sometimes I just direct them to my phone message which tells them the number has changed. I wonder how many of those end up calling the Dyslexic Center of Utah but I imagine they screw that number up too. Today I used your idea, somebody wanted to order a ping pong table over the phone. One that was on sale for Black Friday, I said we could not do that, they asked why, I said they don't call us Dicks for nothing and hung up.
