Okay, humorous story.
Back in the mid-1980s, I hunted moose and mountain caribou in northern BC on the Yukon border and killed one of each. I was driving on 1986 Nissan truck with a shell and my Coleman Scanoe on top of it.
After the hunt, I drove to AK to do some wildlife photography in Denali. Knowing I would return by the same route through BC, I left the hides and antlers at the outfitter's ranch and picked them up on the way back to the states.
With all my other gear and the need to leave room for a place to sleep in the shell camper, I wound up tying the 60" moose antlers atop the Scanoe because they wouldn't fit inside the shell.
So...I cross the border at Cut Bank, Mt. and hadn't gone two miles before I saw a black pickup behind me with red lights in the grill flashing. It was a MT. G&F guy and naturally he wanted to check out the legality of my moose. In reality, we had a very nice 1/2-hr. visit.
Now I'm back on the road, headed toward Durango, CO for oldest son's wedding. On the way, I decide to stop by YNP for a day of photography since the elk rut was in full bloom. At the West Yellowstone gate, I ask the park ranger if the moose antlers on top are OK. He says; "No, problem as long as you have all the proper paperwork." I did, of course. So into the park I go.
Minutes later, a park ranger pulls me over to check the legality of my moose. No problem. He looks at the paperwork and sends me on my way.
And hour later, same scenario. Later that day, another stop. At this point, I'm starting to get just a bit annoyed and hoping that is the last of it. Not so. Another different park ranger pulls me over in the Lamar Valley.
Just a bit perturbed now, I explain that he is the fifth one that has stopped me that day to check the moose antlers. I also politely asked him if all these rangers think I'd be stupid enough to kill a park bull and display the antlers on top of the truck. He kinda chuckled and said, "Yeah, not too likely."
Since I planned to spend the next day in the park, I asked him a simple question; don't all you guys have radios? When he told me yes, I suggested he might broadcast to his fellow rangers that the blue 1986 Nissan with the moose antlers on top has already been checked five times, so there's no need for anymore harassment.
He apparently took my suggestion because I wasn't stopped anymore that day or the next.
TONY MANDILE
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