Foxworthy on Utards

[rugarm77]

Jeff Foxworthy on Utahans:

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.

If you actually understand these jokes you live in Utah - or maybe Idaho.

 

[eelgrass]

"If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah."

True. What's the deal with that anyway? My little truck just barely goes 80.

Eel

 

[rugarm77]

eel, it's the 10 over rule I guess. That's how we roll !!! LOL I find a-lot of truth with this one,,


If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

 

[swbuckmaster]

I must live in Utah cause I found all of them funny

There are no big bucks in Utah! LOL

 

[mywifeishotterthentiffany]

Wow they all work for MONTANA too!!!!



"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time

 

[Gator]

as matter of fact I have done several of those things in UT. LOL


"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".

 

[rugarm77]

>as matter of fact I have
>done several of those things
>in UT. LOL
>
>
>"I have found if you go
>the extra mile it's Never
>crowded".


I think we all can relate to several things on that list. lol

 

[Tagalong173]

Ha the funny thing is that it's true.

 

[Carie]

Jeff Foxworthy on Utahans:

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.

If you actually understand these jokes you live in Utah - or maybe Idaho.

Wow Somebody has done their Homework..

 

[elkassassin]

Hello Carie!

You Hunt?

Fish?

Tell BS Stories with the Boys?

 

[SS!]

If you like to spend a 1000 dollars on a cooler instead of just minimizing how often you open it you live in Utah

If when you purchase something and the first thing you do is look for a sticker to place on the above cooler you live in utah

if you try to push game management on everyone regarding their own state without them asking you live in Utah

if you wear a flat brim hat and wear camo you live in utah

if 1000 yard rifle shots and 100 yard bow shots seem normal you live in Utah

If you take 30 people with you hunting you live in Utah

if you blame predators for the reason there’s no game you live in Utah

if you sit by and let your dwr give away hundreds of tags for “conservation” without standing up for yourself you live in utah

If you’ve never made a post asking if someone found a wounded bull or buck than you sure as hell don’t live in Utah

 

[Bluehair]

You forgot apples.

 

[elkassassin]

I'm Trying To CHUM The Blonde In & You Guys Start Your BS!

 

[Grouse Legs]

Chum the blonde = Utah pick up line

 

[Tikka]

If your name is slightlysober = you have a man crush on Utah...

 

[SS!]

If your name is slightlysober = you have a man crush on Utah...

No one has a man crush on Utah. How many posts do you see of NR hunters wanting to hunt or live in UT? Least of any state...

 

[hawkbill]

Men wearing flashy jeans like the women, you live in Utah. The Man Bun and the 6.5 Creedmoor were both developed in Utah.

 

[elkassassin]

Hey Carie!

This is a Rough Bunch!

Pay No Attention to ss!

 

[elkassassin]

 

[buckhorn]

If you’re commenting on a post from 2010 you might be from Utah!
And yes please elkassassin get Carie to take the bait.

 

[JPblind]

If you dont call the highway going through salt lake city the mormon 500.

 

[1911]

If you like to spend a 1000 dollars on a cooler instead of just minimizing how often you open it you live in Utah

If when you purchase something and the first thing you do is look for a sticker to place on the above cooler you live in utah

if you try to push game management on everyone regarding their own state without them asking you live in Utah

if you wear a flat brim hat and wear camo you live in utah

if 1000 yard rifle shots and 100 yard bow shots seem normal you live in Utah

If you take 30 people with you hunting you live in Utah

if you blame predators for the reason there’s no game you live in Utah

if you sit by and let your dwr give away hundreds of tags for “conservation” without standing up for yourself you live in utah

If you’ve never made a post asking if someone found a wounded bull or buck than you sure as hell don’t live in Utah

If you quite literally cry about everything about Utah, then you definitely live here.

 

[DoubleDropMuley]

Hello Carie!

You Hunt?

Fish?

Tell BS Stories with the Boys?

Well that didn’t take long for the rut to kick in and it’s only March !! Must be from Utah !! 9 wives for 1 life ???

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

The person behind you on freeway tries to pass you while you’re in a daze in fast lane, then you snap out of it and try to race them.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You become the victim of a last second lane changer trying to exit the freeway from the fast lane at ALL COSTS!

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You’ve been shot at during the general season rifle deer hunt.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You know what Brigham’s Brew is.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You target shoot illegally during the hottest months of the year at the base of a dry mountain.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You recently moved from California

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You wear flip flops in summer and socks with flip flops in winter.

 

[elkassassin]

Nice Start There BLooD!

Keep Going!

If You Own & Set 200 Trail Cams out in the Woods You're Probably a TARD!

 

[elkassassin]

If You Own The Biggest Baddest SideXSide & Put 20K Worth of Extra's on it & Road Hunt in it at 70 MPH You're Definitely From TARDville!

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You do a gender reveal with rocket fireworks during fire season.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You register your coal roller to Grandmas property in Manilla and you live along the Wasatch Front.

 

[SS!]

You live in Utah if:

You do a gender reveal with rocket fireworks during fire season.

And the gender reveal party is for yourself because Kevin is now Karen!

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You know the frustration behind the phrase: “HANG TIGHT, YOU’RE ALMOST THERE!”

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You’ve been stuck behind a cycling gang of spandex-wearing pansies while driving in your vehicle.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You put your orange on after the shot and photo shoot.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You are familiar with the phrase, “just aim a foot above it and see where it hits.”

 

[hawkbill]

You live in If your freezer is full of apples not venison

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You lIve in Utah if:

You wait 30 years hoping to draw a tag in an area that was good 30 years ago.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You think your trailer is exempt from the 14 day camping rule.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You drive a bank-owned $100K truck with a Hush sticker across the back window

 

[SHB]

If you can have 2 wives at your table, but only one beer, you might be in utah.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if this looks familiar....

(Thank you California)

 

[eelgrass]

If your kid only goes to school for 3 days from opening day of archery season to the end of rifle deer season, you're from Utah.

 

[elkassassin]

Hey BLooD?

That's after the 1-1/2" Tall Turrets Have been Twisted to Maximum Yardage,Right?

You live in Utah if:

You are familiar with the phrase, “just aim a foot above it and see where it hits.”

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

Hey BLooD?

That's after the 1-1/2" Tall Turrets Have been Twisted to Maximum Yardage,Right?

Correct!

Thanks for that detail!

 

[elkassassin]

If You've Got a 80K-100K Coal Roller Attached to a 85K ToyHauler That's got another 30K Wheeler Trailer behind it You're Almost Ready for the Annual PUMPKIN/PISSCUTTER Hunt Claiming You NEED THE F'N MEAT!

 

[elkassassin]

If Your Hunting Rifle Looks Like a Military Sniper Rifle You're definitely a TARD!

And If You're in the Field Packing it with a Full Length Cover On The Scope because You Spent Your Life Savings/Or Financed that F'R For 15 Years You're For Sure From TARDville!

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You own form fitting camo and a flat brim hat and you wear it to the mall more than on the hunts.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You have a spotting scope attached to drivers side window in August through end of year.

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

You live in Utah if:

You won’t let anyone pass you on a dirt road during hunting season.

 

[Tackdriver]

You live in Utah if: You try to pick up chicks on hunting forums, but just end up scaring them off...

 

[hawkbill]

How do you become a Utard

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

How do you become a Utard

Move here from California and do all of the above

 

[SS!]

How do you become a Utard

Do you use the term running when referring to gear? If so you’re a utard

 

[hawkbill]

Is tucking your ears up under your ball cap a Utah thing and carrying a shed into the grocery store.

 

[Bluehair]

Do you use the term running when referring to gear? If so you’re a utard

You mean like “I’m running a pile of honeycrisps in front of my blind”?

 

[elkassassin]

Hey Hawk?

Must of been a FLATTY I'm Bettin?

Is tucking your ears up under your ball cap a Utah thing and carrying a shed into the grocery store.

 

[notdonhunting]

You live in Utah if: You try to pick up chicks on hunting forums, but just end up scaring them off...

I think this one's for you elkassassin! ?

 

[elkassassin]

Just offering a Warm Welcome notdon!

Damn Sure Didn't Run Her off!

I think this one's for you elkassassin! ?