Back in the old days, my grandfather spotted a deer standing in the ditch that looked like it had been hit by a car. He pulled over and grabbed a hammer out of his truck to finish the deer off (it was all he had). He walked up to the critter, raised his arm, and struck the deer in the forehead. To his surprise, the hammer bounced right back. The deer was froze solid, standing up in the ditch.
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I've just pissed in my pants.......and nobody can do anything about it.