Linerick Time

[Runnoft]

There once was a pervert named Wiener
Who had a perverted demeanor
He was forced from the Hill
Just for acting like Bill
Now Congress is one wiener leaner.

 

[zekers]

Kilo is rather old
His post about golf was quite bold
It brought Homie out of hiding
With Velvety Jones coinciding
Now it sits on the second page like mold!

 

[tageater]

There once was a man name Dave

That kept a dead hore in a cave.

He said "I admit, she does smell a bit"

"But think of the money I save."

 

[gaetz]

Wow!

Tag, was that a dead horse or whore?

Either way, wow!

TRH

 

[nickman]

There once was a site on the net,
With Muleys' you'd never forget.
Some posters are Nimrods,
Some posters are Dickwads,
And here you are, reading it yet!

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"