huhuh, huhuh, huhuh, he said "hummer". c'mon guys, i'm tryin' to quit bein' such an anal orofice, but you keep pitchin' these meatballs (as in a sentence with the words "drive" and "hummer" in it) and 'spectin' me to not swing for the fences. i mean about the only thing that ya could do to make it worse is to use the word beaver in some context. anyway, the other day i was gettin' my company truck washed and while i was waitin' for the fellers to finish it up this big ol' dude with a flat top haircut, i'd guess him to be a cop the way he acted, come walkin' up lookin' all gruff and waitin' for his "H2" to get finished. he acted like a tough sob. then i looked down. he had on shorts and his legs were shaved and he was wearin' some kinda funky lookin' leather loafer shoes that were all wove outta leather strips and no socks. i 'bout blew diet mt dew outta my nose. i mean literally. had to walk around the other side of this little brick wall and spit it all over the place. man, if i wouldn'ta been at work in my truck with the company name all over the side of it, one of us woulda got whupped, cuz there ain't no way i coulda kept my mouth shut. i mean this feller was tryin' to look meaner than lung cancer and he had on sissy shoes and shaved legs. dang, i gotta re-tire and get back to the mts. before i get shot. so yeah, based on my experience, hummer drivers are dorks.