Reminds me...
SS was taking a dump in the outhouse when a dollar bill falls out of his pocket and down into the hole full of sewage.
He cursed and stormed out of the outhouse.
His buddy asked, “What’s wrong? What happened??”
SS replied, “Well I was in there taking a dump and a damn dollar bill fell out my pocket and down into the chit hole! Look!!”
So the two dudes look down into the open septic tank, and sure enough, on top of years of turds, is SS's clean, crisp, dollar bill.
“Well hell man, what you gonna do??” his friend asked.
SS replied, “You got a twenty dollar bill on you??”
Baffled, his buddy said he did. He opened his wallet and gave SS the $20. SS quickly threw the $20 bill down into the outhouse hole where it falls about ten feet and lands on the soggy mountain of chit, right next to the dollar bill.
“Now why the hell did you go and do that??!! You took my perfectly good $20 bill and threw it on down the damn chit hole!!! Why’d you do that!?”
SS looked at him and snorted, “Well I ain’t goin down in all that chit for a measly dollar!”
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