In the beginning he held out, probably by thinking of baseball stats.
Then when "the" picture surfaced he attemped to get a grip on things before a much larger mess could be made.
Now that his business is splattered all over the news he remains rigidly opposed to his unwanted release.
Finally, the climax will come as his own members spout out about his lack of self control, Nancy Pelosi will blame it upon his engorged ego and recommend that he is ejaculated from Congress. All after being undone, and by his own hand no less.
CB08