The do's and don'ts with drinking!

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Ok here is the Do'S
Do not drink with a bottle of with you friend that brings it over and says let's have a shot!
Ok the don'ts!
Don't get on call your girlfriend in the middle of the night drunk and ask her to marry your stupid drunk azz!
Cost $100 of flowers
A lot of! boy I drank to much honeys!
And in the end! More flowers and hope she said no!
Wait a dang minute! She didn't! Chit!!
 
Another don't, don't start a thread after drinking said bottle. I have no idea what the first do or don't was.
 
WOW. All of that before 11:30AM. Good luck with the rest of your day!



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>WOW. All of that before 11:30AM.
>Good luck with the rest
>of your day!
>
>
>
>HOOK 'EM!
>_______________________________________
>
>Since I am frequently asked about
>my religion on this site
>and others, I have created
>a profile that explains my
>beliefs. If you are interested
>in finding out more about
>my faith, please visit the

>link below:
>
>http://mormon.org/me/6RNQ/


Thanks Roy!
Yea it took that long to come back with a plan! It didn't work! Chit!
 
>Ok here is the Do'S
> Do not drink with a
>bottle of with you friend
>that brings it over and
>says let's have a shot!
>
>Ok the don'ts!
> Don't get on call your
>girlfriend in the middle of
>the night drunk and ask
>her to marry your stupid
>drunk azz!
> Cost $100 of flowers
> A lot of! boy I
>drank to much honeys!
> And in the end! More
>flowers and hope she said
>no!
> Wait a dang minute! She
>didn't! Chit!!

I want what you're drinkin'. Must be good if you polished it off before noon.


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biggest don't of all,

DON'T say yes to a proposal from a drunk over the phone.....if that is a receipe for success than i'm a millionaire.......

DUDE your girl is D E S P E R A T E!!!!!!!! and probably a few screws short of smart.....

I say that all in good fun....but seriously....who does that???

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Yea this day just keeps getting better by the hour!!! She had to go and tell me half the chit I said! Damn town I live in don't have any bridges I fall from! If any of guys has an extra man card laying around! Stamp it and send to abiggerfish last name dumb azz!
 
....and does it have anything to do with overton texting me about rubber pants and bianca?
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Not sure all that when on last night! But I do know that I fricken asked my girlfriend to merry me!!!!! And she started tell me a few things that I said to her! Not good! I am still trying to figure out few unsolved blank hours! Thank god My phone went dead!
 
The biggest don't of them all...

Don't wake up and realize what you done and then tell your buddies about it because you aint ever going to live that one down.

Oh and don't post it on MM for everybuddy to read how big of a dumb azz you are.

Can't wait for elk camp this year as this will be the story around camp.
 
>The biggest don't of them all...
>
>
>Don't wake up and realize what
>you done and then tell
>your buddies about it because
>you aint ever going to
>live that one down.
>
>Oh and don't post it on
>MM for everybuddy to read
>how big of a dumb
>azz you are.
>
>Can't wait for elk camp this
>year as this will be
>the story around camp.


Lol! Yea I can wait for hunting camp!!
Well I am not worried about what I post on here! I am pretty there a few out there that can top this! Besides my girlfriend is really happy now!! Lmao!
 
He is getting MARRIED no elk or Deer Camp for him this year.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
>[Font][Font color = "green"]Life member of
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Yea some funny chit! My dumb iPad misses a word once in a while with help!
Gator nope not missing any hunting this year! At least I am pretty sure I'm not!



Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!
 
You'd Best leave the Tang alone for a while Joe!:D

Did you forget already how bad the last one worked you over?

None of my Business,just sayin..............!



The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!:D
 
Well I guess she not so mad at me! She told me that she is holding me too it!!!

Now that kind of worries the heck out of me!! And ya bess I know how the last

one turned out! I am still look to buy back my nutz from my wifes lawyer for a

undisclosed amount! And I promised my bishop to talk to him first before

getting on phone again while drinking!




Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!
 
Fish said, My dumb iPad misses a word once in a while with help.

Um Joe I think your phone is speaking a completely different language? lol

Is once in a while every third word? lmao!!!!
 
>Well I guess she not so
>mad at me! She told
>me that she is holding
>me too it!!!
>
>Now that kind of worries the
>heck out of me!! And
>ya bess I know how
>the last
>
>one turned out! I am still
>look to buy back my
>nutz from my wifes lawyer
>for a
>
>undisclosed amount! And I promised
>my bishop to talk to
>him first before
>
>getting on phone again while drinking!
>
>
>
>
>
>Don't drink and call your Girlfriend
>at night!!!!!!

I havent done the church thing in a while but I'm guessing I better give it another try since it seems like they have lightened up on the drinking rules.
 

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