The internet is destroying my marriage

[eelgrass]

In 55 years of marriage I have never cut up a watermelon. It's her job. My wife was not feeling well the other day so I got online and searched how to cut a watermelon. This looked pretty cool, so I did it.

I was all proud until I showed my wife the video with the final results. She got all huffy and said I should have married her. I think she has a point.

 

[Focoelkman]

Click bait this is a riot

 

[roadrunner]

Probably more upset the knife was sharp.

 

[snowymtn]

They also sell a cutter that has two sides to it that has been useful. And an ice cream scoop is great too depending on how ya want it.

I’m the cutter ha

 

[DeerMadness]

Just whack it with a good knife and hope the wife is impressed.