Bastards!At 3:08am this morning I had a beautiful plum tree. By 3:22am it was nothing but a fond memory. I loved that plum tree.
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You should put up no trespassing signs! I'm sure the wildlife would follow your wished every bit as good as criminals follow gun laws!!!! Yep, that'll do it.No, no bait other than a small garden. I live across the road from a big tract of timber company land and the wildlife have no respect for my property.
It took about 9 years to get this big. 9 years from now I won't even know what a plum is....let alone what a Newhouse is. What's a Newhouse?Look at it this way………… bad hair cut!
It’ll grow back son.
I hear Newhouse are going for between $2000/$4000.
Should be renamed to a Newsome... in honor of everything else he destroyed in CAIt took about 9 years to get this big. 9 years from now I won't even know what a plum is....let alone what a Newhouse is. What's a Newhouse?
Oneida Newhouse #5It took about 9 years to get this big. 9 years from now I won't even know what a plum is....let alone what a Newhouse is. What's a Newhouse?
To a point blue…. to a point.A plum tree is a small price to pay for bears in the yard.
Okay, I got it now. I actually remember those. Thanks! I've never seen one in person but always wanted one for the fireplace hearth.
Our School Superintendent here had one mounted on the wall directly behind his desk. Sorta sent a message………..Okay, I got it now. I actually remember those. Thanks! I've never seen one in person but always wanted one for the fireplace hearth.
I'm out of plum trees now. A small price to pay if it will never come back. I have no desire to feed a bear or kill a bear.A plum tree is a small price to pay for bears in the yard.
Boom no more bear sorry for your loss EelAt 3:08am this morning I had a beautiful plum tree. By 3:22am it was nothing but a fond memory. I loved that plum tree.
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A little bailing wire and duct tape..it'll be fine...
But the ugly ones let you do what you want....when they start to get mouthy just remind them how many boyfriends they've had in the past. She'll toss you the keys to her BMW and tell you to be home by 2.....o.......k?Bears are like ugly girls. I know they're out there, I just don't need to see any.
Pro tip: When you have to explain the joke it’s not funnyDesignate it a "Bear Free Zone" , kinda like gun free zones such as schools and malls.
It is one of those scary black assault bears we’re talking about. I’m sure twat will be by telling us how well banning them would work to save plumb tree livesWe need more common sense bear laws!!!
Was "twat" a Freudian slip?It is one of those scary black assault bears we’re talking about. I’m sure twat will be by telling us how well banning them would work to save plumb tree lives
It was notWas "twat" a Freudian slip?
That’s something I haven’t ever experienced Wiszard……..all I can attest to is how the great looking ones behave.But the ugly ones let you do what you want....when they start to get mouthy just remind them how many boyfriends they've had in the past. She'll toss you the keys to her BMW and tell you to be home by 2.....o.......k?
FJBI named that bear Brandon. If he finds anything good, he destroys it.
I am in the same boat, DC. My wife is beautiful so she owns me. I went waaaaay out of my league.That’s something I haven’t ever experienced Wiszard……..all I can attest to is how the great looking ones behave.
You other guys will have to write your own manual!
With plums, I hope he dies of diarrhea.My buddy in AK said the bears that feed on berries taste the best. The fish feeding bears not so much. So, this one has potential!