ELK.........that would be serious humor right there.....only thing funnier would be if the dude was in the truck! Sick as it is I'm still gigglin'.
A guy bought a Suburban from my cousin and refused to pay the last $500 he owed...dumb cousin gave him the title and trusted him for the $500. Anyway, cousin had a spare key so we put 9 geese in the Sub, after feeding them a dozen watermelons, cantalopes and a 2 pounds of pork fat.
The guy was a security guard and gone 2 days at a time......we let the geese out after 1 day and an overnight....they were still hungry and they liked all the knobs, seat foam, headliner, etc.
"Redneck Revenge", ya' gotta' love it!