YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

[nochawk]

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by: George Carlin


I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not

entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they

want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about

it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you
came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running

from them..

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the
law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face

shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God"

is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the

next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff

or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... again?
I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back!


We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

 

[idabigbuck]

Me too!

 

[dleonard3]

Me too!!!! Why does common sense seem so refreshing?

 

[YukonDall]

BECAUSE ITS IN SHORT SUPPLY.----YD.

 

[Tuffbucker]

Count me in!

 

[ismith]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp

 

[Forthewall]

Thank you Ismith!

 

[tylercreek2]

i saw him asked one time about how he would vote in an upcoming election, his response was i dont vote , so i dont have an opinion,,,, that may not be totally verbatum but its pretty close

 

[dleonard3]

Would you like to admit who you voted for? Most people voted for one of the big two, and in my opinion both parties are crap. I threw my vote away and voted for a third party - so I guess that's the same as not voting. Maybe that's how Mr. Carlin feels too.

Besides, we only vote as a recommendation to the Electoral College. They end up deciding who gets the real votes.

 

[elk_horn]

count me In~!

 

[tylercreek2]

all he meant was that he wouldnt debate politics because he didnt vote so he felt like he didnt have an opinion, you no vote you no has an opinion sorta thing

 

[jodog]

George Carlins got more common scence than I thought he had.

 

[Forthewall]

Excuse me..fellas,

Ismith put a jump on his thread, perhaps you should read it. I'm sorry to say that the clip and pasted article is blantantly false garbage and are not the words of George Carlin.

Again, thank you Ismith.

Another neck shot to a pedantic post.