I ain't French!! I wipe like a man!The prep in drinking the fluid the day prior is the only bad part. Get a bidet so you don't have to wipe yourself 100 times.
The propofol anesthetic knocks you out quick for a good nap. You won't even know the procedure happened.
You started the prep too early then. Read the directions.Just curious....going to have it done next month and I am sh!tting my pants.
I almost forgot about the farts. You’ll think maybe it’s gonna be a shart, but it’s bone dry, just the air they pump you up with.The amnesia is wild. I picked up my conversation with the nurse where I left off when I feel asleep. We all had a good laugh. Then the first fart came out with that laugh. Followed by dozens more.
Campfires are built specifically for this kinda s###. Only bulls###res show up.Shouldn't There Be An MD Forum For This Kinda S###?
lol...he's used to thatHad my first one exactly one month ago today,after it’s all over you will literally think, that was way better than I was thinking it was going to be. you won’t remember a thing from the procedure. The worst thing about the whole thing, the “lube” leaking back out for the ride home.
If there's 2 things you'll never let another man touch, its your butthole and your baitcasters.I'm gonna die of old age or colon cancer......which ever comes first.
Hi…… Sweet Pea!I’ve been through two. The last one was memorable. They wheeled me in to surgery room and the nurse said to roll on to my side. I looked up and it was my best friends ex-wife.
This is no joke. I had to stay at a hotel the day before as I live too far from the hospital. That cheap hotel TP starts to feel like 80 grit sandpaper when you have to use it too much. Buy some soft TP and some wipes.Worst part was wiping the butt so many times. Get quite raw!
Did this 3 years ago...its called Cologuard. It was easy but not as accurate I was told as well.I've had one and am overdo for another. I see advertisements for the poop in the box test and ask my Dr. about it. He said they're not as accurate but I said they're not as invasive.
My daughter has a friend who had the regular colonoscopy and they found a small polyp and decided to remove it while they were in there. I guess that's normal procedure. They accidently cut something that wasn't suppose to be cut and she lost a lot of blood in the process. Nearly didn't make it and she spent several days in the hospital.
Thus my interest in the new poop in the box method has increased.
My 75-year-old mother did this as well and was misdiagnosed! It said she was positive. However, after she went into the hospital, everything came back fine.Did this 3 years ago...its called Cologuard. It was easy but not as accurate I was told as well.
Instead of using cheap hotel toilet paper isn't that what the hotel hot tub jets are for?This is no joke. I had to stay at a hotel the day before as I live too far from the hospital. That cheap hotel TP starts to feel like 80 grit sandpaper when you have to use it too much. Buy some soft TP and some wipes.
You don’t want colon cancer ! I was diagnosed a year ago ! I caught mine just in time and did the operation to remove my cancerous tumor, at first they told me stage three and do the radiation and then all the chemo, it scared the crap out of me but luckily with more tests it showed the cancer never got outside the colon wall so the robotic machine removed it . I get blood tests every three months and a few scans , that cancer was the reasons why they found spots on one of my lungs but they went away . I had a spot on my forehead that was a type of cancer not melanoma, that operation I thought was going to be a quick easy but it wasn’t . Where your hats !I'm gonna die of old age or colon cancer......which ever comes first.
drink it with a straw as well ?They have two types of preps I do smaller type it’s more expensive, I find that if you refrigerate it it’s lot easier to drink and I plug my nose
Well, you definitely will be after the prep.Just curious....going to have it done next month and I am sh!tting my pants.
Yep, In 20 years I’ve had three. At age 55 they cut three polyps off me, at 64 none, at 70 they cut one more. I will push them for one more, this year, even though they’ll balk doing it. Government says “their odds makers say, after 75 the odds are you’ll die before colon cancer can kill you, so no need to check again.”I've never heard of any issues with colonoscopy before what you're saying, Packout. That would suck, but I think those instances are very rare.
If your family has a history of colon cancer you best be especially wary! Another fellow I play poker with is currently dying from colon cancer. He eats slim jims and cheetos for dinner along with his BV and coke. Religiously.
I was taught that respect to women is an honorable trait, too. (I have no doubt you respect women- the Dr and nurses that day not so much) I agree with you in liking honest folks.Doctors and nurses not saying very nice things, during the procedure, gives me faith in humanity…….. honest folks are hard to find these days.
You’re good PO, I just think those folks have really unpleasant jobs and they generally do it very well, all day, everyday………. Granted they asked for the job but it would be extremely hard to not get calloused abd find yourself saying things to break the stress and tension.To be fair, the perforated issue was 18 years ago and the other issue was 15ish years ago so I am sure the tech is better. And speaking of tech- I wish it were all camera pills.
I was taught that respect to women is an honorable trait, too. (I have no doubt you respect women- the Dr and nurses that day not so much) I agree with you in liking honest folks.
That's what the Bible teaches Lumpy. Men are the spiritual leaders in our homes. The man is called to love and support his wife ,the example is Christ gave up everything for His Bride.You’re good PO, I just think those folks have really unpleasant jobs and they generally do it very well, all day, everyday………. Granted they asked for the job but it would be extremely hard to not get calloused abd find yourself saying things to break the stress and tension.
I do believe women earn and deserve respect……. We are definitely in a different world than how I was raised. I understand women’s quest for being treated the same as men but I’d prefer they were more than equal, when it comes to being respected.
HaHa……. there are some things you aught to be able to take for granted……..Hope they clean the equipment good from the guy before you. mtmuley
Can’t believe some people need a fiction book to remind themselves how to act.! ?That's what the Bible teaches Lumpy. Men are the spiritual leaders in our homes. The man is called to love and support his wife ,the example is Christ gave up everything for His Bride.
I have never found anyone who is bulletproof in this worldCan’t believe some people need a fiction book to remind themselves how to act.! ?
Agreed. Last person who thought he was ended up on a cross!I have never found anyone who is bulletproof in this world
That’s quite apparent.Can’t believe some people need a fiction book to remind themselves how to act.! ?
??? I know you don’t have a comprehension problem…….. so………best read that fiction book before you quote it.Agreed. Last person who thought he was ended up on a cross!
I’ve read it and own it. Jesus was a liberal.??? I know you don’t have a comprehension problem…….. so………best read that fiction book before you quote it.
You’re a little off…..That last person you refer to said all along that his purpose for living was to die for all of us.Agreed. Last person who thought he was ended up on a cross!
no he was a liberal that didn’t want to get a job. He tried to spin it that it was for us but in reality his public assistance ran out and he was dealt with.You’re a little off…..That last person you refer to said all along that his purpose for living was to die for all of us.
Well…….. there you go again…..?. The book you own and read says he was a carpenter………. by golly maybe you do have reading comprehension problems. Or…….. maybe you just get happy hour from pulling links tight to watch us squeal.no he was a liberal that didn’t want to get a job. He tried to spin it that it was for us but in reality his public assistance ran out and he was dealt with.
Jesus would have voted for Biden.
I’m beginning to think you’ve never read the Bible. Even if he was a carpenter it had to be tough finding work. Not much work for a gay carpenter back then. Now you’re going to tell me he wasn’t gay? . Hanging around dudes the whole time? A virgin at his age? Even the term amen was actually “ah men”.Well…….. there you go again…..?. The book you own and read says he was a carpenter………. by golly maybe you do have reading comprehension problems. Or…….. maybe you just get happy hour from pulling links tight to watch us squeal.
Tee Hee, he does seem a little bound up…..I think SS needs to triple up on the MiraLAX prep drink.
SS, you are So misguided. JESUS knew exactly what He was doing sir. God became flesh and dwelt among us, a propeciation ( willing substitute) for a sin nature each of us have, a sin wall that a Holy God the Father can not overlook , God is Holy and by His very nature Can NOT be in the presence of sin. Jesus shed His perfect Innocent BLOOD ( a blood that you and I don't possess) to PAY a debt we could not pay. It was God's perfect plan to be able to stand Righteous in the presence of Holy God the Father. The only way into Heaven is to believe in Jesus and His annoying sacrifice on that cross you mentioned. Once you recognize that, you are a new creation " Born Again " its Real, my life was transformed in 1997. You state you've read the NT, in Hebrews it tells us that without the shedding of blood there is No Remission of Sin. Not just any blood can do that , its only Jesus as he lived a sinless life. ITS A MAJESTIC PLAN OF SALVATION. He knew what He was doing.Agreed. Last person who thought he was ended up on a cross!
SS, you are So misguided. JESUS knew exactly what He was doing sir. God became flesh and dwelt among us, a propeciation ( willing substitute) for a sin nature each of us have, a sin wall that a Holy God the Father can not overlook , God is Holy and by His very nature Can NOT be in the presence of sin. Jesus shed His perfect Innocent BLOOD ( a blood that you and I don't possess) to PAY a debt we could not pay. It was God's perfect plan to be able to stand Righteous in the presence of Holy God the Father. The only way into Heaven is to believe in Jesus and His annoying sacrifice on that cross you mentioned. Once you recognize that, you are a new creation " Born Again " its Real, my life was transformed in 1997. You state you've read the NT, in Hebrews it tells us that without the shedding of blood there is No Remission of Sin. Not just any blood can do that , its only Jesus as he lived a sinless life. ITS A MAJESTIC PLAN OF SALVATION. He knew what He was doing.
takes like 1 second.....cough....in out.....Ok. Prostate exam. Not shitting my pants but you know. How bad is it? mtmuley
No need to panic unless you feel a hand on each shoulder…Ok. Prostate exam. Not shitting my pants but you know. How bad is it? mtmuley
Small fingers must help? mtmuleytakes like 1 second.....cough....in out.....
of course she is cute....helps
right?Small fingers must help? mtmuley
Nothing coming in the back door is small………. I garandamnteeya.Small fingers must help? mtmuley
You want her number?Nothing coming in the back door is small………. I garandamnteeya.
Docs can tell with a blood test now. No reason to have it checked. Unless you just like having it checked!Ok. Prostate exam. Not shitting my pants but you know. How bad is it? mtmuley
We don’t call you Joe2Cool for no reason…… it takes information longer to reach the gravel road counties in these parts.Docs can tell with a blood test now. No reason to have it checked. Unless you just like having it checked!
That's for cancer....not enlarged.....Docs can tell with a blood test now. No reason to have it checked. Unless you just like having it checked!
YupThat's for cancer....not enlarged.....