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I went shopping today and found a new cut of meat it was right next to the brokeback strap....... Terry

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time, like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested...

Very touching....... Terry In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very...

I'm looking for .52 Caliber Barnes Red Hots for my Knight Bighorn. I love the gun and this caliber but it looks like they aren't manufacturing the redhots anymore? Any help would be appreciated....... Terry

http://www.mensjournal.com/magazine/can-oral-sex-cause-cancer-20120809 Just an FYI...... Terry

Random Thought...... If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex between two people is a twosome are masturbaters handsome?....... Terry

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I...

The names have been omitted to protect the innocent....... Terry

AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT. SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG...

KNOW MANY OF YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON. WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE RECAP OF LAST YEAR......... Alabama beat Arkansas and Arkansas fired their coach. Alabama beat Tennessee and Tennessee fired their coach. Alabama beat Auburn and Auburn fired their coach. Then Alabama beat...

Old Article but worth sharing again..... Terry Right to Hunt vs. Animal Rights Right to Hunt vs. Animal Rights: Legends of the Fall A Daily Reckoning Special Position Paper by Jim Amrhein ?The encouragement of a proper hunting spirit, a proper love of sport, instead of being incompatible with...

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Is it easier or harder to smell Deer from upwind?...... Terry

If your aim is so bad you have to mount a laser on your knife you might want to give it up.......... Terry

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore?.. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman?s husband. Terry

I just got scammed out of $25. I bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed......... Terry

After reading all of the opinions from our liberal crowd here I am changing my views from conservative to liberal......... My lobotomy is scheduled for Monday........ Stay Thirsty My Friends.... Terry

Obama Planting Seeds for Another Housing Market Crash Wednesday, 03 Apr 2013 02:48 PM By Glenn J. Kalinoski The Obama administration may be laying the groundwork for another housing market crash by making home loans available to borrowers with weaker credit. The Washington Post...

Subprime Bubble: Obama 'Vampire Socialism' Built It Posted 09/04/2012 06:50 PM ET Housing Crisis: Previously unpublished court documents reveal that as a young lawyer from Chicago, President Obama's lawsuit against big banks started inflating the housing bubble that created the mess he...

Today I had to go to Sears. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available. The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!" Well, as...

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you...

Please keep the families and the 19 members of the AZ hotshot team who lost their lives yesterday in your thoughts and prayers ..... Terry

Eels crew is having a retirement pizza party for him as long as they can keep their accident free record in tact..... http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/madtv/videos/1327394/title/work-safety-pizza-party Terry

PC and Bess guys are fishing. The PC reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He turns to Bess and...

Eel and Overton are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then Eel guy turns to Overton and hands him a bill. "Here?s that $20 I owe you," he says.

LAST EDITED ON Jun-21-13 AT 10:08AM (MST)[p]I just put in a small wood working shop and need to get it powered up. I thought I'd see if we had any MM AZ Electricians interested the job?...... Terry

I love Arizona...... Terry Posted: Wednesday, June 19, 2013 6:18 pm | Updated: 4:29 pm, Thu Jun 20, 2013. Associated Press Gov. Jan Brewer has signed off on a mini-sagebrush rebellion by signing a bill barring state and local law enforcement officers from enforcing off-highway vehicle laws...

BOSTON National guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19th by elements of a Para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were...

Q: How does every Redhead joke begin? A: By looking over your shoulder!

You're shopping in Texas? https://www.youtube.com/embed/Vt7FDTpzGvo?rel=0

An elderly man had a massive stroke and the family drove him to the emergency room. After a while the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face. I'm afraid Grandpa is brain dead, but his heart is still beating. ?Oh Dear God?, cried his wife, ?We?ve never had a liberal in the family before!?

Zigga joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his...

Overton meets a hooker in the Korean bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." Overton replies, "Hey, why not?" He pulls his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays...

NVB enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here?s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. NVB...

When JB was just a boy he enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, ?This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.? The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls JB over and asks, ?Which do you want, son?? JB takes...

1911 and lil Red move into their new house. One day 1911 comes home from work and Red says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" 1911 says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and Rede says...