sageadvice
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out
since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out,
grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she
says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they
laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all
the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. . .
"You just happened to catch my eye."
(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)
Joey
"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out
since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out,
grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she
says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they
laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all
the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. . .
"You just happened to catch my eye."
(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)
Joey
"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"
