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This is Option # 5 Deer Management Plan:
4 Point or better in all 5 Regions!
You get caught trying to sneak a PISSCUTTER out You'll get a 100,000.00 Fine, forfeit your wheeler,the DWR siezes & Auctions your Gun off & You spend 1 year in the State Pen!
Ban every QuadQueer off the USFS & BLM!
You get caught You'll pay a 200,000.00 fine & your Quad will be donated to the local wrecking yard & ground up in to metal filings,you lose your hunting Privelidges for Life & spend 2 years in the state Pen!
Archery Hunters will only be allowed to use Recurves,Maximum 50 lb draw,you get caught with your high powered Mathews,BOWTECH,PSE,Hoyt,Browning,Etc it'll be a 300,000.00 fine & lose your rights to hunt for life!
Muzzleloader Hunters will only be Allowed to use Traditional/Hawken/Flintlock Type of weapons!
If you get caught with your High Powered Omega's & such there will be a 400,000.00 fine & 1 year with the local Bubba's down at the Jail Cell!
Rifle Hunters will only be allowed to pack weapons up to .50 Caliber(lol) with a maximum of 6X Scopes!
You get caught sneaking your 50X Scopes along with 2,000 yard RangeFinders & Long Range Scopes You'll be fined 500,000.00 & 2 years in the state Pen!
Archery Season will be 10 days long so get the days picked!
Muzzleloader season will be an early hunt & 9 days long!
Rifle Season will be 7 days long!
Non-Stop/Continuous/Overlapped Hunts of all kinds will come to a Flyin Hault!
There won't be any f'n cow hunts goiing on while Mule Deer are rutting!For GAWDS sake let them Relax & do their thing!
There will NOT be any SPIKE/PISSCUTTER hunts ever tried on the already suffering Deer Herd of Utah!
GEEZUS,shut them FRICKEN Doe hunts completely down!
The use of 1080 should be used again,but since we know that ain't gonna happen let's kill/trap every Coyote we see!
Let's start Fencing Hi-Ways/Installing Culverts & whatever else it might take to cut down on so damn many RoadKills!
If & when we got a problem with Mule Deer let's move them rather than kill them if at all possible!
***QUIT DECIMATING AREAS & OVER HUNTING THEM TILL YOU HAVE TO CLOSE THE AREA,STARTING A HERD OVER FROM AN INTER-BRED FEW IS TOTAL BS,FOR GAWDS SAKE QUIT SHOOTING THE GENETICS COMPLETELY OUT!***
Tell the Wolf Lovin Hippies just like I've told them,'Go ahead,bring them to Utah & We'll shoot every Damn one of them'!
If Cutting Tags for a few years is what it's gonna take,Sobeit!
Within a few years You'd see the Mule Deer Rebound & there'd be some decent Buck hunting in TARDVILLE once again!
I think Option # 5 will excite ww!
God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
4 Point or better in all 5 Regions!
You get caught trying to sneak a PISSCUTTER out You'll get a 100,000.00 Fine, forfeit your wheeler,the DWR siezes & Auctions your Gun off & You spend 1 year in the State Pen!
Ban every QuadQueer off the USFS & BLM!
You get caught You'll pay a 200,000.00 fine & your Quad will be donated to the local wrecking yard & ground up in to metal filings,you lose your hunting Privelidges for Life & spend 2 years in the state Pen!
Archery Hunters will only be allowed to use Recurves,Maximum 50 lb draw,you get caught with your high powered Mathews,BOWTECH,PSE,Hoyt,Browning,Etc it'll be a 300,000.00 fine & lose your rights to hunt for life!
Muzzleloader Hunters will only be Allowed to use Traditional/Hawken/Flintlock Type of weapons!
If you get caught with your High Powered Omega's & such there will be a 400,000.00 fine & 1 year with the local Bubba's down at the Jail Cell!
Rifle Hunters will only be allowed to pack weapons up to .50 Caliber(lol) with a maximum of 6X Scopes!
You get caught sneaking your 50X Scopes along with 2,000 yard RangeFinders & Long Range Scopes You'll be fined 500,000.00 & 2 years in the state Pen!
Archery Season will be 10 days long so get the days picked!
Muzzleloader season will be an early hunt & 9 days long!
Rifle Season will be 7 days long!
Non-Stop/Continuous/Overlapped Hunts of all kinds will come to a Flyin Hault!
There won't be any f'n cow hunts goiing on while Mule Deer are rutting!For GAWDS sake let them Relax & do their thing!
There will NOT be any SPIKE/PISSCUTTER hunts ever tried on the already suffering Deer Herd of Utah!
GEEZUS,shut them FRICKEN Doe hunts completely down!
The use of 1080 should be used again,but since we know that ain't gonna happen let's kill/trap every Coyote we see!
Let's start Fencing Hi-Ways/Installing Culverts & whatever else it might take to cut down on so damn many RoadKills!
If & when we got a problem with Mule Deer let's move them rather than kill them if at all possible!
***QUIT DECIMATING AREAS & OVER HUNTING THEM TILL YOU HAVE TO CLOSE THE AREA,STARTING A HERD OVER FROM AN INTER-BRED FEW IS TOTAL BS,FOR GAWDS SAKE QUIT SHOOTING THE GENETICS COMPLETELY OUT!***
Tell the Wolf Lovin Hippies just like I've told them,'Go ahead,bring them to Utah & We'll shoot every Damn one of them'!
If Cutting Tags for a few years is what it's gonna take,Sobeit!
Within a few years You'd see the Mule Deer Rebound & there'd be some decent Buck hunting in TARDVILLE once again!
I think Option # 5 will excite ww!
God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!