Outdoorschick is really my buddy Fred and he's 53, bald, and has about 4 inches of thick dark hair all over his back.
He's a plumber and spends all day with his ample ass hanging half way out of his pants. And he has a terrible case of Dunlops disease. His gut dun lops over his belt about 6 inches.
But it's more fun to imagine that it's Pamela Anderson on the other end of the computer, isn't it? ;-)