Things you know about women...

feddoc · Oct 16, 2011

I'll start, you add to the list

1. They have breasts.

Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?

buttshot · Oct 16, 2011

That was my first and only thought, BOOOBIES

never_catch · Oct 16, 2011

Women are awesome, woman sucks!!

~Z~

YukonDall · Oct 16, 2011

SOMEBODY HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.....LOL.......YD.

338RUM · Oct 16, 2011

Some live on the run
Some will stomp you just for fun
And some have got the devil in their eyes
There's some that you can trust
Some will leave you in the dust
And the wild ones will shake you up inside
But you'll always remember the ride....

"We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all".
Theodore Roosevelt

Foreman4x4 · Oct 16, 2011

They say 10,000 women are battered every year...

I prefer to eat mine plain.

NVBighorn · Oct 16, 2011

Im writing a book on this very subject right now. So far my title page says
"Everything I Know About Women"

My next page says
"The End"

I'm working on the rest.

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rutnbuck · Oct 16, 2011

For their size they sure make a lot of noise.

Rutnbuck

elkantlers · Oct 16, 2011

The book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in book stores:

http://www.monstermuleys.info/photos/user_photos/[email protected]

YukonDall · Oct 16, 2011

OK........I DO KNOW THAT WEDDING CAKE SURE KILLS THEIR SEX DRIVE..................YD.

ktg · Oct 16, 2011

There is, at least, the potential for evil in every one of them.

tylercreek2 · Oct 16, 2011

i'll add one freaking out over the kids MAYBE hearing you have sex sure kills their sex drive

AWHOLELOTTABULL · Oct 16, 2011

I live with my wife and 4 daughters! The more I know about women, the less I really know. All I know is that you can rarely say anything that they see in their mind as a compliment. They ALWAYS twist your words. Also, I am wrong 100% of the time.

It's always an adventure!!!

feddoc · Oct 16, 2011

Well, does she really need to be there when it happens?

>
> OK........I DO KNOW THAT
>WEDDING CAKE SURE KILLS THEIR
>SEX DRIVE..................YD.

Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?

slickrock · Oct 16, 2011

if they were built like men there would be a serious bounty on them. as it is they rule the world.

Slick

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

KNOTFERSAIL · Oct 16, 2011

MOST of them don't like it in the brown eye,the one's that do bless thier heart.

"if you want some get some...if your bad enough come take some"

Sniper1 · Oct 16, 2011

>MOST of them don't like it
>in the brown eye,the one's
>that do bless thier heart.
>
>
>"if you want some get some...if
>your bad enough come take
>some"

Ha ha. very true

cmbbulldog · Oct 16, 2011

Its always pink in the middle.

tailchasers · Oct 16, 2011

For the most part ya can't or don't wanna live with more than one. AWHOLELOTTABULL? Hang tough man, we're here for ya.LOL!

"Courage is being scared to death but saddling
up anyway."

eldorado · Oct 17, 2011

Don't piss them off or else this could happen to you.

http://news.yahoo.com/wash-woman-accused-using-power-saw-husband-034153324.html

NVBighorn · Oct 18, 2011

Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and live.

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nickman · Oct 18, 2011

To modify a great quote;

The 3 best things in life are,
Optics from Swarovski.
A rifle from Cooper.
A woman from anywhere.

As with the optics and rifle, there should be a way to make use of a woman and then put her aside until the need "arises".....so to speak.

"If God did not intend for man to hunt animals, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot"