I think I like this HunterHarry fellar. He shows up on this forum and starts posting pictures of grizzly's and asking us weight guesses and jumps on Kevin for not knowing the regulations on importing indeginous species to the lower 48.
And here we all sit around our hound dogging campfire, and most of us have probably only been in 3 states in the lower 48. He's asking us if we don't "get out much"... and me and Kevin are both thinking, "Hell ya, we get out to the bar 3 nights a week."
I mean what the hell are we supposed to do? Are me and Kevin supposed to post the story of the time we were drunk and shot the grizzly that was eating out of the dumpster up in Yellowstone with Kevin's 30-30? I don't recall the words "indigenous" being uttered. I think it was more like, "Oh my gawd, gimme that gun, look at the size of that sucker!!" BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!
Just isn't going to be as neat a story as hearing HunterHarry tell his Alaskan tale. 'Course me and Kev's trip only cost us gas money, a couple bottles of Hooch, and the wasted money on those Doobies Kevin bought that we suspect was really dried cow ##### and not mary jane!!
I think it's us that need to educate HunterHarry, and what better way to do it than inviting him to bear camp. HH, how far are you from Utah? His new pickup should haul me, Kev and CB just fine. CB will need to have his cooler next to him, for medicinal purposes of course. And as he's littering I-70 with beer cans, MuleHound will look the other way when he sees the 6 dog boxes jammed into the back, with all our camping gear stacked on top and tied down with baling wire.
I'll have the video camera rolling when we pull into camp and 6 of Ed's hounds run over and jump up on the sides of his new truck with muddy feet and 4 inch toenails!! As Ed walks over nonchalantly to look at the '72 camper shell we got tied down to Kev's four wheeler trailer.
I've read some funny stuff on this site, but that post by HH was the best. Asking Kevin if he "got out much", expecting anyone on this site to give a rats ass about any game laws, let alone the laws on importing indigenous species or non idigenous or whatever the hell it was, and then giving him advice on how to "look smarter"... That was good stuff!!!
HH, consider coming to bear camp with us. You'll get an opportunity like no other. To sit around a campfire with the biggest bunch of cutthroats and poachers west of the Mississippi, and bring your proclamation. Hell dude, you could be like a Biblical prophet calling a generation of sinners to repentence!!
"And behold, subsection IVX states that the following non indigenous species may in fact be imported into the following states..." STONE HIM, STONE HIM!!!!
Great post buddy, very few get licks in on Kevin but I must warn you paybacks are a b**** with him!! ;-)
-Dawg