tworivers
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This one was new to me,
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly seen a magic lamp with a genie. He rubbed it and the genie popped out and said I will grant you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.
The genie said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Genie, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives
me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.
The Genie replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Get your hunt on!!
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cruises,trips for her!
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A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly seen a magic lamp with a genie. He rubbed it and the genie popped out and said I will grant you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.
The genie said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Genie, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives
me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.
The Genie replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Get your hunt on!!
tixs,lodging,for you
cruises,trips for her!
songdogtravel.com
