MNHunter
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Buy it now for only $500! 
http://cgi.ebay.com/Elk-Droppings-D...231795107QQcategoryZ36273QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/Elk-Droppings-D...231795107QQcategoryZ36273QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Who's gonna buy poop?
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D13er
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I like dipping them in chocolate and giving them to my mother-in-law for christmas.
JB
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
--Benjamin Franklin 1759
JB
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
--Benjamin Franklin 1759
grizzlyplumber
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Hey Im pretty sure I saw an image of The Virgin Hillary in one of those pellets!
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bobcatbess
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I THINK D-CUP HAS THE RIGHT IDEA!!!
I'VE GOT,WE'VE ALL GOT RELATIVES THAT NEED SOME!!!
THE ONLY bobcat WONDERING WHAT MOOSE _ _ _ _ WILL SELL FOR???
I'VE GOT,WE'VE ALL GOT RELATIVES THAT NEED SOME!!!
THE ONLY bobcat WONDERING WHAT MOOSE _ _ _ _ WILL SELL FOR???
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"Laquer them for a great necklace" - must be the same person who thought the best gift she could give her mother was to become wolf scat!
I don't know what's more pathetic - the fact that someone is actually trying to sell this, the fact that someone was looking for it on E-Bay, or that I just wasted the last three minutes of my life reading and commenting on it!
ROY
I don't know what's more pathetic - the fact that someone is actually trying to sell this, the fact that someone was looking for it on E-Bay, or that I just wasted the last three minutes of my life reading and commenting on it!
ROY
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RACKMASTER
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what sad I that person will sell them......
Theirs a suck born every minute!
RM
Theirs a suck born every minute!
RM
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Chef
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Yeah Steve! Them "as they lay" pics are great! Forget shed hunting!...lets start sh!t hunting!!
Start a whole new section! Typical and non typical, pics of "fresh" drops. (steamers) and a scoring system! I can see the threads now..."What do you think this set will score?"
Chef
"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"
Start a whole new section! Typical and non typical, pics of "fresh" drops. (steamers) and a scoring system! I can see the threads now..."What do you think this set will score?"
Chef
"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"
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RACKMASTER
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painnnnnnnnnn killllllllrrrrs............
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grizzlyplumber
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I think there is an untapped market here!
I want to be the first one to tap into another faction, I think I may need more jars and more reading material.
I want to be the first one to tap into another faction, I think I may need more jars and more reading material.
A couple rednecks are sitting down admiring thier jar of elk droppin's when a city slicker comes up and ask what they have....
The rednecks look at each other with a smirk and one exclaims "thems smart pills" city slicker says "smart pills let me try one" so he pops one in his mouth then imediatly spitts it out and says "man those taste like chit" redneck says "boy your getting smarter already"
The rednecks look at each other with a smirk and one exclaims "thems smart pills" city slicker says "smart pills let me try one" so he pops one in his mouth then imediatly spitts it out and says "man those taste like chit" redneck says "boy your getting smarter already"
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moneyman
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Speaking of which, the next time you hunting in elk country with your partner, put a handful of milkduds in your pocket. When you cross a pile of elk dookie, bend down and act like you are picking one up and sniffing it, but have a milkdud in your hand . Pop it in your mouth and record the look on your partners face.
moneyman, that's an old one but still funny.
Last year in a small town near where I live there was a new store that opened up that has nothing but candy, never seen so much. Well after looking around I saw a small bag called Elk Droppings, nothing more than chocolate covered Almonds and they were from Canada.
I kept them in Frig. so they woould not melt and when we had the young boys across the street with their mom for dinner, I told them after if they ate their dinner, they could have a "special treat" I had in frig.
Well when it came time for them to get one, the oldest boy went to get one and read the bag and told me I was crazy and he wasn't going to eat any. So I brought it out and his mom said I will try one, she did and then he knew it was a joke.
They wanted the whole bag after that, but the mom said no.
The look on his face was the best part.
Brian
Last year in a small town near where I live there was a new store that opened up that has nothing but candy, never seen so much. Well after looking around I saw a small bag called Elk Droppings, nothing more than chocolate covered Almonds and they were from Canada.
I kept them in Frig. so they woould not melt and when we had the young boys across the street with their mom for dinner, I told them after if they ate their dinner, they could have a "special treat" I had in frig.
Well when it came time for them to get one, the oldest boy went to get one and read the bag and told me I was crazy and he wasn't going to eat any. So I brought it out and his mom said I will try one, she did and then he knew it was a joke.
They wanted the whole bag after that, but the mom said no.
The look on his face was the best part.
Brian
idabigbuck
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What the?
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RACKMASTER
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ok no meds!
However I am thinking Black Bear logs.....
the kind that have berries in them!
NOT a small bears dropping either but one of those 400/500
pounder bears and the log size that really made that Bruin
work making it hit the ground(EELGRASS knows what I am talking about)!***TAKE that right hand index finger tip and touch the left index finger tip touch together and hold...now touch and hold thumbs tips together and thats what I'm talking about!***
I could hear some rich$$$ people in NY,NY over some dude
5,000sq loft saying and in the jar we have Buck Mule Deer
from Southern Utah's famed Paunsagunt along with Bull Elk
from the Gila in New Mexico......only to interrupted by some snobby old lady asking whats that? as she points what appears to be a fire log......... only to hear gasps and a few "no ways" when told a brief descriptions of what his prized purchase was!!
Rackmaster
However I am thinking Black Bear logs.....
the kind that have berries in them!
NOT a small bears dropping either but one of those 400/500
pounder bears and the log size that really made that Bruin
work making it hit the ground(EELGRASS knows what I am talking about)!***TAKE that right hand index finger tip and touch the left index finger tip touch together and hold...now touch and hold thumbs tips together and thats what I'm talking about!***
I could hear some rich$$$ people in NY,NY over some dude
5,000sq loft saying and in the jar we have Buck Mule Deer
from Southern Utah's famed Paunsagunt along with Bull Elk
from the Gila in New Mexico......only to interrupted by some snobby old lady asking whats that? as she points what appears to be a fire log......... only to hear gasps and a few "no ways" when told a brief descriptions of what his prized purchase was!!
Rackmaster
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