moneyman, that's an old one but still funny.
Last year in a small town near where I live there was a new store that opened up that has nothing but candy, never seen so much. Well after looking around I saw a small bag called Elk Droppings, nothing more than chocolate covered Almonds and they were from Canada.
I kept them in Frig. so they woould not melt and when we had the young boys across the street with their mom for dinner, I told them after if they ate their dinner, they could have a "special treat" I had in frig.
Well when it came time for them to get one, the oldest boy went to get one and read the bag and told me I was crazy and he wasn't going to eat any. So I brought it out and his mom said I will try one, she did and then he knew it was a joke.
They wanted the whole bag after that, but the mom said no.
The look on his face was the best part.
Brian