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I’m the winner of the 8x50 GPO rangefinder binoculars drawing. I couldn’t believe it when I got the email. They arrived yesterday and are extremely clear and crisp. Thank you Camera Land!

Hey sorry, I had to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text. I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words itching anal - it's quite common among Dallas Cowboy fans and is not...

Went out last night to a Halloween Party dressed as a chicken Met a girl dressed as an egg. A lifelong question was answered. It was the chicken.

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settle in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted...

Last night a Payless Shoe Store was looted in Ferguson, Missouri. Not a single pair of work boots were stolen.

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man...

Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The next day, at the Natchitoches, ( L A) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication...

Apparently this is a common problem in China. It makes me proud to be an American! http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/03/20303801-having-trouble-with-your-aim-chinese-contraption-helps-you-pee-straight?lite

What happens if someone draws a tag from the max bonus point pool and decides to turn the tag back. When the DWR reissues the tag does it go to an alternate with max points that didn't draw? If not, is this adding to point creep?

Now is the time! March 20th is Valentines Day for guys. Steak and Knobber Day. http://www.steakandknobberday.com/

Kudos to Lance Armstrong for finally having the ball to come clean.

Bob decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are...

In the coming month both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication. The other involves a...

Husband takes the wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: ?See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.? Husband says: ?Looks like he's still...

LAST EDITED ON Dec-18-12 AT 08:20PM (MST)[p]KSL has suspended ads on KSL Classifieds. It's getting ugly! Statement on Firearms and Hunting Section Like everyone else in the country, the management of KSL is profoundly saddened by the tragedy in Connecticut. In the wake of this and other...

LAST EDITED ON Dec-17-12 AT 10:57AM (MST)[p]Sorry, can't get pics to upload

A Florida woman decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school...

LAST EDITED ON Mar-05-12 AT 06:20PM (MST)[p]I think I'll name him Woody.

There once was a pervert named Wiener Who had a perverted demeanor He was forced from the Hill Just for acting like Bill Now Congress is one wiener leaner.

Who makes a good trailer tire? I've got Goodyear Marathon Radial tires on my boat trailer. They aren't even four years old and there are blisters showing up on the sidewalls. Looking for something better.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/national/west/view/20110208man_killed_by_armed_bird_at_cockfight/format=comments&position=recent

A 8 year old and a 6 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 8 year old says, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The 6 year old nods his head in approval. The 8 year old continues, "When we go down stairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you...

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and...

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman...

Seems a guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am."...

Anyone ever used them to even a score with someone? My brother gave my kid an elk hide one night. Of course my kid thought it was fantastic and insisted we take it home so he could try his hand at tanning. At Christmas, I delivered finger paints, harmonicas, and jacks to my nieces and...

Falling Fairies from the sky, O broke a nail, Oh I could cry. Don't you like how my tushy sways? We are the fags of the Queen Berets. Obama's words upon my ears, "You Guys have rights, be proud you're Queers." I once was scared, now I'm okay, Cause I'm a Fag in the QUEEN BERETS. Put silver...

"Please be advised - I am sick of receiving questions and phone calls about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back fence, 6 illegal's wearing Obama T-shirts, 4 stupid Jerks wearing Pelosi T-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators wanting me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers...

LAST EDITED ON Oct-31-10 AT 01:37PM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Oct-31-10 AT 01:34?PM (MST) LAST EDITED ON Oct-31-10 AT 01:34?PM (MST) Here is a pike I just finished for a customer. It was 43 inches and 24 pounds, just shy of the Utah state record. Brad

Well, I lost the Trivia Contest during our church pot-luck dinner last night by 1 point! ... Not only did I get the last question wrong, but was immediately asked to leave. The question was: "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is * Fiji Islands *

mtmuley, maybe you could start The Official Cowboy's Excuses Forum. You and their other fan could could come up with a top ten list of excuses each week. Kinda like Dave Letterman has. Until the official forum gets going I'm sure several MM members will help you out. I'll get it started; 10...

Heaviest Element Discovered February 15, 2010 - Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science. The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy...

Does anyone in the Price, Wellington area have a place I could leave my camp trailer for the next 3-4 weeks? I have a nine mile-range creek cow tag and don't like pulling it over summit on winter roads. Send me a PM if you can help. Thanks, Brad

Here is a Flaming Gorge lake trout I just finished for a customer.

here's a pike and a walleye I just completed. I only mount fish. Brad