Halloween

[Runnoft]

Went out last night to a Halloween Party dressed as a chicken
Met a girl dressed as an egg.
A lifelong question was answered.
It was the chicken.

 

[Homer]

lmao.....nice

 

[cjboz]

lol. That's funny.

 

[littlebull209338]

Are you sure ?

 

[Soj51hopeful]

2 pump chump chicken?

 

[Wiszard]

Probably made a mess in his pants...

Cancer doesn't discriminate...don't take your good health for granted because it can be gone in a heartbeat. Please go back and read the last line. This time really understand what it says.

 

[Longun]

The wife and I are using that for costumes this year....I'm the egg.....

 

[Homer]

I only had one trick or treater show up last night….

 

[Homer]

I don't think those big eyes worked very well.......she kept bumping into things.....

 

[tailchasers]

Perv....

 

[Wiszard]

You should have said you were an ophthalmologist...

 

[Homer]

You should have said you were an ophthalmologist...

oh....don't worry

 

[Tikka]

I don't think those big eyes worked very well.......she kept bumping into things.....

Did she bump your uglies?

 

[Homer]

She actually bought the Gynocologist/opthamologist dual practice......

 

[eelgrass]

You always want to be respectful and look a woman in the eye.

 

[elkassassin]

Where's The PUMPKIN Pics At?

 

[Tikka]

Where's The PUMPKIN Pics At?

Did you the pumpkin “PIE” pics?

 

[DeerMadness]

It works with no eye guards.