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Start at 5 min. I guess we have no arrived at the antithesis of toxic masculinity. Good thing he had the bear spray to save himself.

If nothing else Eel should enjoy a watch.

Perhaps it is time to get serious. 5h1t just got real.

Took my youngest out elk hunting. It was on the same sacred ground I'd hunted elk with my dad, shooting a branch antler bull some 30 years ago. Dad has been gone for a couple years now and I did not anticipate the deep emotional response it gave me with my boy there. This kid is tough as...

Whoever the anus is that started the Hatch Pepper thread, I hope a coyote eats out your colon. I just ate one I grilled and I might die!! I am terrified of the next bowel movement.

I had a frightening tale to share from the other night. The ghost of jagerdad came to me and told me to remind homer of the missed calls of emotional embrace. Good news is he said I’m safe. Can’t say the same for homer. He will be haunted until the hug. So basically, for eternity.

Went up Farmington to skyline.

Buy a gladiator. You can get a six speed standard and 4:10 rear end.

And so this thing happened.

Now is a good time to go looking. With lock downs and no work it might actually be a viable financial decision. Eel, soon as Overton heads out we can treasure hunt his cabin.

Anyone else almost get knocked out of bed just now? 5.7.

It's probably a delicate subject for many who have had the misfortune to be part of one. However, mistakes can be learned from and that is about the only value they have. Seems like about every fall someone has something go terribly awry whether it is firearm related, exposure, getting lost...

Everyone is so metro in their own mind. Flat brims, dbags in trucks they can’t afford, everyone crying over the trend of the day. I miss the generation that put their boots on, went to work, and didn’t blame their shitty life in everyone but themselves.

It’s that time again folks. For the member who had penetrated the hard subjects and come out with the most down to earth solutions over the last year. I nominate Eelgrass. Nominations will be accepted from now through April 1. The winner will ...well we don’t know yet but the winner will get...

Has anyone pulled the trigger on a jeep gladiator? At first I didnt know what to think but lately they are growing one me. Seems like a pretty handy and unique small truck. Of course by the time you add some lift and decent tires you could get a regular half ton.

If you get a minute can you swing by Pumpkin Center and give Homer a hug?

Anyone heard from the duckweed? I know he and Homer were traveling the DNC debate circuit. I just hope they made it to Nevada safe. He did trade out his rubicon four banger turbo for an electric so they may be stranded somewhere pulling a trailer loaded down with Bernie signs.

Trying to decide what fire to burn my 18 elk points on this year. The gray hair of my beard will trail on the floor before I draw a spectacular one. Figure I’ll try for an ok one this year to take my boys on. Good chance I’ll retire this fall and have some free time.

I was halfway listening to Rod Arquet the other night. He had a Utah lawmaker on talking about a wildlife bill they were trying to run. Had something to do with the decline of mule deer and had some sense of urgency. I was working so I missed a lit of the details but he was specifically...

How many of you tardy have collected out of state song dogs and turned them in to utardia for the rebate?

Hey Bess, I just found a box of Silvertips in my garage. .308 150 grain. I felt like Indiana Jones finding the arc of the covenant.

This is a little tongue in cheek. There are sure a lot of post about poor management and limited future and beaching about quality. Inevitably some anus clown will chime in about how it's bad and then reference their self impressed jerk off in chief success. So the question is, since they...

Looks like the EPA just gave the green light for using them as predator control again. https://nypost.com/2019/08/09/epa-reauthorizes-use-of-cyanide-bombs-to-kill-wild-animals/

Wish I'd of got in on the ground floor starting back with Red Bull. Seems like every swinging plick has their own brand of caffeinated, bull semen infused, carbonated pick me up. They push the better part of a five spotter a can and the flattys pick em up like their going out of style. A...

Anybody have one for an extended period of time? Worth the money? Debating on getting one or getting another Timex indiglo for 1/5th the price. And no Eel, I don't want to hear about the Vietnam imported Rolex you can get me on the cheap.

Anyone been hit with a dose of mace ??

Just took the stroker out for a run. I don't think it's been started for six months. Fired up on the first try and purred like a kitten wearing steel tennis shoes on concrete. Might be time to give her a new face job with paint and maybe redo the inside since she's coming up on her 24th...

https://youtu.be/bq6y2yeM-Yg Start at 6:40

Which elk unit?

I'm almost out of coal for my summer campfires in the yard to speed up my global warming efforts. Anyone know if anyone have a line on wasatch front coal?

I'm 20 months out on a state pension. Any secondary employment options will be considered for a foul mouthed cop.

Im most likely going to be going Ogden, Vegas, pumpkin center, Fresno, sacralibro, Reno, salt lake next week. Raise your hand if you want to share a cup.

Eel. I got some money ahead and extra vacation. And let's face it, you're not getting any younger and my wife doesn't want me hanging around more than needed. I'm coming to visit soon.

My second oldest for her learners permit. I had her run me to the 711 tonight. AMPM for you Cali Tards. I've felt more comfortable in shootings

Anyone ever get someone so pissed on the internet they got death threats? Well I'm finally in the club. After years of refining my ability to piss off people, I finally got a boba fide threat on Facebook. I was proud. Almost teared up. It was glorious and will be a highlight of my years of...

I've got a fire rated liberty safe that doesn't have a pass through. I know punching a hole will somewhat diminish the fire rating but I only need a hole large enough to pass some 16-2 zip chord in for a heating rod. Also I figure the humidity risk is far greater than what I will lose in fire...

https://youtu.be/0CbWkfCA9tc

Figured out elkass? Problem. https://youtu.be/cSKrSdAWoi4