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The third close family miember of 1911 to pass in the last 18 months. My prayers for you and your entire family .

The Mendocino Complex is now at 404,532 acres and burning. It jumped the Eel River east of Lake Pillsbury and is burning its way north.

I'm up high on Mauna Kea sheep hunting and I get an emergency alert ? Incoming ballistic missile to Hawaii this is not a drill? I could go an entire lifetime without another one of those texts

Since our Brexit

Does anyone know a tripolar individual ?

Scandinavian, Anglo-Saxon and Celtic lives matter!

45 has been missing for over an hour now

Happy Mothers Day ladies !

Alabama 30 LSU. 16 Oh by the way happy birthday plick

Well 45 had just got back to work and all hell broke lose. The UHP trooper behind him was shot 3 times by some lunatic. 45 called it in and took off in hot pursuit of the perp running him to ground. After a tense standoff 45 found the guy had saved the tax payers a lot money by shooting himself...

He's not doing well at all. He's still in the hospital in a lot of pain and swelling with probable infection picked up during or post surgery. If you have his cell number text him or PM him here at MM. He needs cheered up.

it appears 45 will be getting his long awaited surgery tomorrow. I have first dibs on the 338...

Well it appears 1911 is having an operation tomorrow. I believe its a long awaited brain transplant but I could be mistaken. Good luck to you dickweed and don't forget to email me the combo to the gun safe before you go under. Thanks in advance.

Brian its my turn to buy breakfast so be here at 6:30 am tomorrow morning and Ill buy you haggis and eggs. I know how much you enjoy haggis. Meet me at the MacDonald Pub in Edinburgh. Bring JB he's just across the Irish Sea where he went to vote yes on fairness. Don't be late I have to catch the...

Yup another one of those reminders you ain't getting any younger... Anyway happy Birthday Red! I left your present at the front desk here at the Hotel Maltdron in Dublin. May today be special!

45's back is screwed up from being rear ended constantly so he's going under the knife soon. I'm bringing him back a suite case full of beer and whiskey and a sharp knife I plan on using for the surgery. Please pray I can keep my hands from shaking so bad during said surgery. Oh and if I make a...

LAST EDITED ON May-15-15 AT 12:27PM (MST)[p]First day here and I'm surprised these people speak a langue I can't quite understand. The food is terrible too. At least its cold and dreary which reminds me a lot of Shelter cove.

For Eel

Dang I hate the Buckeyes!

Roll Tide!!! Go Niners!!!

I got a text from Kilo today and he's running out of money on his hunt and he asked me to post this up for him. Not sure where he went to school but I guess it doesn't matter .

1911 has been to busy hunting and asked me to make a thread about him trading his weapons for some chickens. He' kind of lazy and wants the ones that lay blue and green eggs so he doesn't have to dye them for Easter. Seems odd but he did take a nasty bump on the head.

I have a receiver hitch an ammo box some 17 cal rim fire ammo and some 257 Roberts rounds. PM for prices

Red's cousin passed away today from her injuries and Red and her family need prayers to help with Marli 's passing.

45 told me about this tragic accident and Red's family really needs prayers. http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=10&sc=no-redirect

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Myself and 3 other deer hunters were in Sonora, Mexico ticketed to fly home with a connection in LA on PSA flight 1771 on December 7 th 1987. One of the Hunters was worn out from riding around in the shooting seat of jeep and talked us into a one day delay of our journey home. I was really...

Happy 14th anniversary to your 23rd birthday! May it be wonderful!

If you look at the picture of the globe I'm pointing to the spot where it went down. It's a talent I have for seeing into the future. I will be selling sports picks but I only take cash.

Wiz's thread made me remember JB's story. Anyway JB told Bess that he was going to divorce his wife since she hadn't spoke to him in over 2 months. Bess says are you crazy man? Women like that are hard to come by!

I hate Christmas shopping and I only have bought 1 gift and that was for my wife. On the other hand my wife is running herself into the ground buying gifts for the kids and other family members. Makes me really appreciate her more during the holidays. I'm hoping this post gets me out of hot...

Name that tard

6 Tards headed to Kali, 1 adult white female and 5 white juveniles ages 2 through 36.99. Please do not feed and stay a safe distance away. That is all.

Forky you are the epitome of latent homosexual tendencies!

I just found out tonight my wife, a natural born redhead whose grandmother was from Davis Co., Utard, is blood related to Fireball. Splains a whole lot now. 1911 and I are in need of prayers. Thanks in advance.

LAST EDITED ON Jun-13-13 AT 02:42PM (MST)[p]Something finally got Red in bed and it wasn't Eel the dickweed!!! She has come down with a horrible case of flu and 45 dickweed is still asleep from working graveyard last night. Wish Red a speedy recovery. PS I'm still sorry I didn't throw 45...

So 1911 and Fireball take their young son to the doctor. The doctor asks what the problem is Fireball says "we are worried about juniors rather small penis". The doctor says that's easy just feed him a lot of pancakes. The following morning junior comes downstairs to find a giant heap of warn...

Mine is Red, Alabama Crimson Tide Red, Red State Red, red apples, red peaches, red tomatoes and last but not least red nipples.